How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP